Thank you so much to everyone who contributed!! I said I'd pick the six entries I liked the best, but I've ended up including them all - they were all too good. ;-)
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1. Mad Cow Disease - The Beginning.
2. "Yeah, I dress my human. She seems to need it."
3. Cow: it's not my fault she has no life companions. . .
4. Cow Fashion show, Winner gets to pose for the next "Chik-fil-a" Calendar.
5. "This cow is like a daughter to me!"
6. Mrs. Forrester: "What's the matter, Bessie dearest?" Bessie (to herself): "Those buttercups - they look soo delicious! Oh! If only I could talk human!!"
7. Mrs. Forrester: "At least I don't look like my cow!"
8. Mrs. Forrester: "...And we've been happily married ever since!"
9. "She's a little too big for the baby carriage, so I have to walk her around on a rope."
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Vote ahead! See the right-hand side of screen to vote for your favourites. You may choose more than one entry. Voting closes on 2nd July 4:00 am, AEST (whatever time that may be in whatever part of the world you're in!).

