1. Mr. Collins: "I don't know about you, but I'm finding this place very spooky. I don't suppose you could hold my hand?"
2. "No, you don't think. . . Impossible. . . I never would have guessed."
3. Mr. Collins: "Stare at the camera, not me! You're freaking me out with that stare of yours."
4. Mr. Collins: "Please don't tell me you're staring at a spider that's crawling up my shoulder!"
5. Lizzy: "Uh. . . Mr. Collins, your eyebrow is crooked."
6. Lizzy: "What are you saying?!?!?"
Mr. Collins: "You should have warned me about this!"
Mr. Collins: "You should have warned me about this!"
7. Lizzy: "Hold still. I see something very tiny on your head there."
Frozen Mr. Collins: "If it's not much trouble, perhaps you could remove it?"
Frozen Mr. Collins: "If it's not much trouble, perhaps you could remove it?"
8. Mr. Collins: "I know, I know, I know, I know. . . "
Lizzy: "What are you staring at?"
Lizzy: "What are you staring at?"
9. Lizzy: "WHAT did you just say?!?"
10. Lizzy: "What did. . . "
Mr. Collins: "Look straight ahead, dear cousin! This is a top secret mission for Lady Catherine! No one is supposed to know that we even know each other!"
Mr. Collins: "Look straight ahead, dear cousin! This is a top secret mission for Lady Catherine! No one is supposed to know that we even know each other!"
11. Lizzy: "Mr. Collins, the rum is gone."
12. "Do not look now, Miss Elizabeth, but Lady Catherine de Bourgh is looking in this direction."
13. "No, look, seriously, I swear they're looking right at us!"
14. "Don't look now my dear cousin, but I believe someone is taking a picture of us."
15. Mr. Collins: "Who is that old lady over there?!"
Lizzy: "That's my mother!"
Lizzy: "That's my mother!"
16. Lizzy: "Don't be nervous, Mr. Collins. It's only a ball."
Mr. Collins: "A ball. A wicked wasteful use of time. . . May I have the next dance?"
17. Lizzy: "Do you dance, Mr. Collins?"
Mr. Collins: "Not if I can help it."
18. Mr. Collins: "I want to warn you in advance, dear cousin. If people start staring and laughing at us while we dance, bear in mind that they are not laughing at you - I haven't danced for some time and I might be a bit out of practice."
19. Mr. Collins: "My dear cousin Elizabeth, you don't suppose you could move more to your left? That lady over there is staring at me with a very disturbing expression. It's quite unsettling!"
20. Mr. Collins: "Lizzy! Sit up straight, don't stare, and for goodness' sake don't trip! It's Lady Catherine!"
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5 comments:
I just have one question:
WHY IS ALL THE RUM GONE?!?! XD
This one is absolutely hilarious!
I was just looking through your picasa albums for the first time, and you may have allready thought of this, but I think this shot from the Young Victoria would be great for a caption contest: http://picasaweb.google.com/CrazyJaneite/TheYoungVictoria#5491669026710226290
HA! Number 3 was hilarious! :-)
Oops. I mean number 1. That one made me smile. :-)
Hannah, I agree!! Though I'm probably biassed - No. 1 was my sister's contribution. ;-)
Ana, that's a great suggestion! Thanks so much!
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